With almost 30 rivers suitable for floating/swimming/fishing, one is pretty hard pressed to imagine living in Missouri without experiencing its rivers first-hand. Rivers can bring danger,however, and the smart adults who understand this take care to “arm” themselves against all potential circumstances and conditions and knows the rules for safety on the river.
Plan for the Length of the Float/Vacation on the River
Generally, you should plan on and 8-10 mile float per day, including perhaps stopping on a sandbar for a noon meal. Consider that those hours require planning, usually with an outfitter who will take you upstream and launch you; if you plan more than a one-day float, and you want to see more than the same route each day, planning will be much more complex, so choose your outfitter carefully.
Exposure to the “elements” also requires planning. Everyone should certainly be aware that insect repellant, sun block, and clothing to cover oneself when sunburn, rain, wind, etc. strike, will be absolute necessities. Hats, with under-the-chin straps, solid-soled beach shoes, and changes of clothing in the boat itself are “musts” as well, so a water-proof bag for these things, along with cameras, phones, ID’s will be required. Be certain that the bag is tied to the boat, moreover, in case you top your canoe!
Safety and Compliance on the Water
In Missouri, life jackets must be on all kids throughout the entire trip – no exceptions. Further, the law requires that adults must have floatation devices within reach at all times. As well, no glass containers are allowed at any time – EVER – and coolers cannot be of the Styrofoam variety, for environmental reasons. You certainly can have alcohol on the river, but be aware that inebriation is carefully policed, and drunk floaters will be charged! As well, alcohol dehydrates, and, along with the heat and the sun, can result in a dangerous health issue.
Environmental issues are big with conservation officials. You will be given a netted bag by your outfitter, and all trash is to go in this bag. Be mindful that you should also scoop up floating trash that others have disrespectfully thrown into our waterways. Trash kills water ecosystems! Another environmental issue is wood. By law, you cannot bring firewood from your home to the campsite, because the Conservation Department is very concerned about transported diseases. Gather your wood and/or purchase it from a local retailer.
Fishing: If you plan to fish, make sure that you are well-versed on applicable gaming and fishing regulations. Just as with hunting, there are seasons, and there are endangered water species that are protected.
Partying: Most campgrounds have quite specific rules regarding noise, specifically intrusions upon the well-being of other campers, and there will be curfew times for loud music and boisterous activity. Law officials will enforce these regulations, especially excessive intoxication, nudity, drug use, and underage drinking.
Tolerance for Crowds
More accidents and issues will obviously occur on the weekends, when the rivers and campsites are full. If you want a quieter experience, go during the week and in early spring and late fall. Winter floating is especially quiet, but an entire different set of safety concerns will apply. Only experienced cold weather boaters and campers should attempt this.
Floating the Missouri rivers can be a stress-free, relaxing, rejuvenating activity. The water, the wildlife, the camp fires, the socialization, and the laughter are priceless, and for such an inexpensive vacation, nothing beats it!
